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"I'm home already! How have you managed with Zimmla?"

"Hi Tuomas, I fixed the food for you. You'll find it in the fridge. Put it in the microwave. Rauno."

"Not again?"

"Everything is not like it should..."

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"Heh, look at this! Tuomas' and Rauno's old diaries."

"I have to read these thoroughly. I bet there are lots of descriptions of girlfriends."

"Oh, Tuomas just collected dried bugs..."

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"Rauno just keeps on sleeping, but Zimmla is already awake. I wish Rauno would learn something from him..."

"Some individuals don't need any tools to learn how to balance their lives."

"Good morning, I would like to order some tightrope walking equipment. The address is Breaker Cove Road 10..."

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"Hey, cheer up! I made you a helping of ice cream, here you are!"

"All right then..."

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"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it still make a noise?"

"Of course. A noise is a noise, even if no one heard it."

"Is this glass half empty or half-filled?"

"It depends on whether it's been filled or about to be emptied."

"You always have an answer to everything! Egg or hen?"

"I'm not fooled by hypothetical questions. Protoplasm and gradual evolution."



Ei tarvitse yrittää ymmärtää outoa ajatuksenjuoksuani. Tällaista aivoni suoltavat, minkä sille voin.

Ni behöver inte förstå mina underliga tankegångar. Min hjärna producerar sådant här, inget jag ... Read more »

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"Tauno, are you sure you're not adopted, because you don't resemble your parents even a little bit?"

"No, I'm their offspring - it reads in my birth certificate."

"But maybe they want to keep the adoption a secret from you?"

"That's possible - in that case I wonder what kind of a family I might have been born to?"

"At least not an African or Asian one, that makes your investigation easier."



Oikeastaan haluan tällä vain ilmentää Taunon etääntymistä vanhemmistaan.

I själva verket vill jag bara understrecka Taunos avlägsnande från sina föräldrar.

Actually I only want to highlight Tauno's alienation from his parents.



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"Beg!"

"Roll over!"

"Play dead!"

"You don't trust him, huh?"

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"What a life! I have to clean the whole house! Clean dust from the floor!"

"No wonder, that most of that dust is where Topi and Anja spend most of their spare time!"

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"It feels nice to get to work in the morning, when you know that everything at home is in order."

"Even Zimmla doesn't howl out his loneliness, when he's got company all day!"

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"What are you doing?"

"I'm cataloging my movie collection."

"What for? You've already arranged all your films in the shelves in alphabetical order according to the original titles."

"This is a genre list."

"If my friends want to borrow a certain kind of movie, I can immediately check for something recommendable."

"As far as I can remember, the computer was bought for me - and so that I'd learn to use my time for something useful."

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"I'm anguished..."

"I don't feel like I belong to this world."

"Hey boy, you've got the time?"

"Hasn't it been programmed into your memory?"

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(Seeds)         (Intensive fertilizer)

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Lopettakaa tupakointi ja syökää sen sijaan tikkareita ;)

Sluta röka och ät slickepinnar istället ;)

Quit smoking and eat lollipops instead ;)


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"Rauno, we have to seriously discuss your TV addiction."

"I haven't watched TV all day! That's why it's appealing to me right now!"

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"So this is Zimmla, whom you've talked so much about. Lovely!"

"And clever! Give him an orange, and he peels it and eats one segment at a time."

"I wonder why the travelling circus sold Zimmla?"

"I bet the clowns kicked him out for taking the bread out of their mouths!"

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"There are so many thoughts spinning in my head, that I can't sit still."

"You have to sit quietly, shut your eyes and let the thoughts flow."

"Tauno, wake up! You've got problems!"

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"I think that the dead souls have created a perfect parallel world, and that people get there when they die..."


"...except for the evil souls, which remain here forever, as ghosts."

"And cause trouble for people, huh?"
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"Tauno, do you ever think that this world is just a hoax, and that a better, problem-free world awaits us after death?"

"There's one big hole in that theory of yours..."

"This world was a paradise, before man arrived."

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"What the heck?!"

"He's listening to the classical radio channel and swaying a whip! He's totally nuts!"

"We were supposed to get a dog! You can't tell from that creature what he is!"

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"I don't understand Tuomas' logic. I'm not even allowed to go out walking Zimmla, although he was bought for me."

"Well, luckily he can walk himself. All he needs is someone to fix food for himself."

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"The weather's excellent."

"My drinking mates must be wondering, why I haven't been seen around."

(Milk)

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"I don't understand how dogs can sleep on the floor. Terribly hard and uncomfortable!"

"Boy, has my life become boring when I have to think about things like that!"

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"TAUNO!!! Darn, where has that brat disappeared again?"

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"The Black Monster"

"Night Vendetta"

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"60 pounds! Quite a lump!"

"I agree!"

"And that's why I think he's too expensive and difficult for us to feed! What if we traded that lard ghost for that chihuahua I suggested?"

"Shut your mouth! At least Zimmla's intelligent!"

"He knows how to choose his friends!"

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"I've managed to choose my masters well..."

"I'm like a fish in the water in a singles house like this! I could hold a private competition on which one of us will be the first to get acquainted with the opposite sex."

"If only someone could tell me, how I can be attracted to dogs?"

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"Mm, it would be nice to get on a boating trip someday!"

"You can say that again!"

"Boatmen always have lots of women swarming around them!"

"Rauno, look in the mirror!"

"It's female FLIES that you attract."

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"Well, is the chili casserole ready soon?"

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"Aren't you going to watch the late late film?"

"No, I'm going to sleep. You stay awake."

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"A genuine circus dog!"

"How do we fix those imprints on the floor?"

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"Streaker."

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"Darn! The sewer is blocked again!"

"Is it?"

"What is it that keeps on blocking it?"

"I'll get the blockage removing liquid."

"My Mom was right. I should try dieting."

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"Of course Tuomas is worried about me taking to drinking again, but that even the spiritus fortus intended for wound treatment is removed from the medicine cabinet!"

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"I can't get to sleep... Got to go to the kitchen."


"Hey, who the hell has drunk all the milk?!"

"Girl dogs can't resist a male who keeps his skin smooth and youthful!"
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"One more mouth to feed, but
taking care of Zimmla is cheaper than Rauno's alcoholism, so we're on the plus side."

"And Zimmla can keep an eye on Rauno even better than Tauno!"

"I feel like I was the ruler of my own little kingdom!"

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"Zimmla, you are a truly peculiar dog!"

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"Fleas?"

"No, he's faking a dry food allergy."

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"Do you wanna hear a good story I heard the other day...?"

"You always have to test what goes down with the audience."

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"I can't understand why I get fed with this suspicious-looking stuff! At the travelling circus I had steaks!"

"How would it be possible to request a no-fat version of this food?"

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"Why did that travelling circus sell Zimmla? Was he too overweight for his job?"

"Yep..."

"...as a lion tamer."

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"I'm wondering, why Zimmla wanted us as his masters, and not somebody else?"

"I had read that gay couples are good pet keepers, but you aren't like that after all."

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"There you are! Did you manage to get out by yourself?!"

"Listen, this is the last time you go out without company, understood?! You broke the law, and it was merely pure luck, that you weren't caught!"

"Oh yeah, so you're the only one in this house, who's allowed to go out alone when he pleases?!"

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"I envy you, little bird! You don't have to involve yourself in the complicated life of humans! I on the other hand have to, because I happen to represent a certain kind of species!"

"I don't even know anything about myself, strange as it may seem! I don't know how I arrived to the travelling circus, how I got my ability to speak..."

"...and my knowledge of languages!"

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